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Friday, July 15, 2011

Attention! Important Information Regarding Hulkidol!


ATTENTION! The prescription drug HULKIDOL has been found to cause unexpected and DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS. If you or a loved one have taken the prescription drug HULKIDOL and suffered any or all of the following:

  • Ulcerative Colitis
  • Inflammatory Bowel Disease
  • Hemorrhoids
  • Dizziness
  • Quizziness
  • Necrotizing fasciitis
  • The condition known as "hot dog fingers"
  • Penile hysteria
  • Psychosomatic hypochondria
  • Aural hallucinations
  • Oral hallucinations
  • Genital gangrene
  • Steady yellow anal discharge
  • Spectrophilia
  • Phantom pains
  • Phantom pregnancy
  • General uneasiness or a feeling of impending doom
  • Thoughts of suicide
  • Suicide
  • DEATH

You may be eligible for FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. Call the Law Offices of Hoegaarden & Hoegaarden NOW at 1-888-LAW-HULK that's 1-888-LAW-HULK to see if you qualify for FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. Hoegaarden & Hoegaarden will work HARD to make sure you get the FINANCIAL COMPENSATION you DESERVE. 1-888-LAW-HULK

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