Hulkipedia Review of Books: American Conspiracies

That's right, Gorilla! Ex Navy SEAL, pro wrestling superstar, the Body, the Mind, the former Governor, the goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus himself, Jesse Ventura rocks your skull with the secrets, lies, cover-ups, and conspiracies that have festered beneath the surface of America's diseased history - all the way back to President Lincoln's assassination. You should make an appointment with a neurologist before you read American Conspiracies: Lies, Lies, and More Dirty Lies that the Government Tells Us, because it will give your brain a truth concussion.

Mr. Ventura explores some familiar conspiracy territory in this book as would be expected: JFK, Watergate, and 9/11. He also sheds light on some lesser-known or forgotten conspiracies, like the plot to overthrow FDR, and takes a hard look at the election thefts of the last decade and Wall Street - which remain two of the biggest threats to America today.

According to Mr. Ventura's research, every major American assassination in the latter half of the 20th century was the result of a conspiracy and a subsequent government cover-up.

• JFK: Lee Harvey Oswald was actually two men - Lee Oswald and Harvey Oswald - who were used to blame the assassination on Cuba. Mr. Ventura details a conversation he had with Fidel himself in which El Comandante denies Cuba's involvement and says it must have been an inside job. The Warren Commission was the prototypical cover-up: a government "investigation" followed by a lengthy report full of misinformation and lies that the media parrots to this day, in spite of mountains of contrary evidence.
• Malcolm X: Murdered for fear that he and Martin Luther King would form an alliance and threaten the racist status quo of 1960's America.
• MLK: Murdered by a right-wing sniper, evidence planted to set up James Earl Ray, who was possibly under the influence of hypnotic suggestion.
  
• RFK: Sirhan Sirhan was hypnotically brainwashed "Manchurian Candidate" style using CIA methods while, again, another gunman fired the deadly shots.

While his research has significant merit, Mr. Ventura misses the obvious truth about JFK. As America's first Catholic president, Kennedy was recruited by the Pope to recreate the Holy Roman Empire and, with the might of the American military and nuclear arsenal behind it, bring the Catholic Church back into global power. As was his nature, Kennedy refused to be manipulated, and was assassinated for it. Anyone who studies the FACTS can see this plainly! Why Mr. Ventura omitted this from his book escapes me.

However, the rest of American Conspiracies is quite illuminating. The power elite's attempt at a military overthrow of FDR, the mysterious plane crash that killed a man who was about to blow the whistle on electronic voting machine fraud, the cruise missile that hit the Pentagon on 9/11 that was called a commercial jet liner, Wall Street corporatists holding the people's government hostage to protect their profits - the truth is in there!

Mr. Ventura's latest book is called 63 Documents the Government Doesn't Want You to Read. Better add Hulkipedia and make that 64, brother!

Royal Wedding Sows Seeds of New World Order

The Knights Templar has clandestinely manipulated the British Royal Family over the last several decades for the purpose of breeding a genetically superior overlord caste for their NEW WORLD ORDER, a one-world government designed to bring about the end times as prophesied in the Book of Revelations.

The history of the Knights Templar goes back centuries but these days it exists as a cadre of influential archbishops in the Church of England. They have been, unbeknownst to the Queen, (MAY GOD BLESS HER) scheming to create a NEW BRITISH EMPIRE whose forces will stand in righteous opposition in HOLY WAR against the heathen ARMIES OF THE BEAST (China, India, Pakistan, Arabs) on the PLAINS OF ARMAGEDDON.

1936 - King Edward VIII's abdication exposes inherent weakness creeping into the ROYAL BLOODLINES, Knights Templar decide the monarchy requires an infusion of superior genetics from outside the traditional nobility and formulate their plan to create a proper BRITISH EMPEROR

1939-1951 - WWII and the Cold War occupy the Knights as they conquer Fascism and battle against Communist Nihilism

1945 - Allies discover Nazi eugenics experiments during the invasion of Germany

1948 - Knights fulfill an important step in Revelations prophesy - the reestablishment of ISRAEL

1952 - Despite her position as head of the Church of England, Queen Elizabeth II is deliberately kept in the dark for the purposes of plausible deniability

1961 - Using captured Nazi genetic research, the Knights Templar successfully clone their first eugenic candidate for "NEW BLOOD" in the monarchy, Diana Spencer

1981 - Prince Charles and Diana Spencer wed

1982 - Second eugenic clone, Kate Middleton, with superior genetic traits is produced. Diana Spencer and Prince Charles produce Prince William

1996 - Prince Charles's infidelities threaten to undermine the operation, he and Diana Spencer divorce

1997 - As her fame and influence reaches untenable levels for the Knights, Diana Spencer is assassinated in Paris by Templar agents disguised as paparazzi before her true origins could be exposed

2011 - Prince William and Kate Middleton wed

20?? - Prince William and Kate Middleton's EUGENIC CLONE-CHILD ascends the throne of the NEW BRITISH EMPIRE

The Knights Templar know they will not go unchallenged in their quest for world domination. First they must crush the nascent HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE being developed by the POPE for the same purpose - a dominant Christian force on Earth to battle the forces of evil and provoke the second coming of JESUS. Although it harbors small, disparate factions also working toward this end, the government of the United States is not involved on either side, as it is run by Zionist Jews and Objectivist Freemason Capitalists, who all stand to profit a great deal from the conflict.

The AMERICAN PROFITEERS may be employed to fulfill lesser prophesies, such as the rebuilding of the CITY OF BABYLON. (It could be in LAS VEGAS or DUBAI - Babylon is not a PLACE, it is a SPIRIT) The Freemasons go back untold centuries, it is well-known that they built the PYRAMIDS and possibly STONEHENGE. In spite of all their power, the United States will no doubt fall sway to the influence of the victor of the secret CHRISTIAN HOLY WAR. Either they will return to being a BRITISH COLONY or become a latter-day PAPAL STATE - slaves to the CROWN or the CROSS.

You must be asking, gentle reader, "but what can I do to stop this madness?" NOTHING. We are but ants in an ant farm, and these great powerful shadow hands (SECRET SOCIETIES) are shaking the sand.

JFK Was Assassinated by Catholic Spies

On November 22, 1963 JFK was shot in Dallas by a Vatican Ghost Recon sniper sent by the Pope because Kennedy refused to reestablish the Holy Roman Empire and fulfill the prophesy recorded in the Book of Revelations! Nostradamus predicted it to be so! What they don't put in the history books is that Lee Harvey Oswald's last words before being assassinated himself by Jack Ruby (another Catholic splinter cell operative!) were "I don't have a name. I am a ghost." The Secret Holy Order of Ghost Recon of the Children of the Lord are commanded by the Pope himself and have carried out hits against those who defy his wishes for hundreds of years. LEARN SOME HISTORY PEOPLE.