Hulkipedia Review of Books: Area 51

In Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base, journalist Annie Jacobsen claims to unveil the truth behind the ominous and iconic desert mystery. Ms. Jacobsen relies on several anonymous sources whose supposed firsthand knowledge of the facility strikes me as, at best, suspicious, and at worst, complete bunk, brother! Anyone who has actually studied the FACTS can see the OBVIOUS TRUTH.

Discussing the Roswell Encounter in an interview with Terry Gross, Ms. Jacobsen says, "a flying disc really did crash in New Mexico and it was transported to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, and then in 1951 it was transferred to Area 51, which is why the base is called Area 51."

It has been widely known for decades that Area 51 got its name from the Navajo natives that populated the desert. In this particular area of Nevada, the Navajo served 51 different flavors of ice cream, so it was named "Area of 51 Flavors", later shortened to "Area 51" after the government took over and forcibly evacuated the Navajo to Missouri. Without their expertise, the number of flavors offered in Area 51 has significantly declined. The Navajo have never revealed just how they made such delicious ice cream in the middle of a scorching desert; it is just one of the incalculable secrets hidden within the depths of the classified military base.

Later in the interview, Ms. Jacobsen reveals that the pilots of the "flying disc" recovered from Roswell were actually child-sized humans genetically and/or surgically altered by one Dr. Josef Mengele. (YES, THAT ONE) According to a single source, the terrible Nazi "Doktor Death" of Auschwitz had entered the employment of Stalin in early 1945 to create bogus alien aviators, send them in experimental aircraft (designed by Walter and Reimar Horten, also former Nazi contractors) several thousand miles across the globe to create a War of the Worlds-style national UFO panic, weakening America's air defense system and creating an opportunity for Soviet attack. According to Ms. Jacobsen's anonymous and trustworthy Area 51 insider, the Roswell Encounter was simply an ill-conceived hoax cobbled together from the nightmarish creations of Nazi madmen and the black propaganda fantasies of the deranged Soviet dictator, and it was all covered up because the United States wanted to keep the idea for future use.

Let me tell you, Mean Gene, it doesn't take The Genius to figure out the TRUTH behind Roswell. If Ms. Jacobsen would just GET THE FACTS and TRUST HER INSTINCTS, she would see that her anonymous Area 51 expert source is just another SPOOK using her to spread misinformation. I have been a Roswell scholar since I was in red and yellow diapers, so I'll give it to you straight: What crashed that night in New Mexico WAS an alien spacecraft.

The aliens first visited Earth 100,000 years ago and, through deft manipulation of the Time Cube, they began to remotely feed intelligence to the inchoate human race. Every major advancement in human history, the Freemason's Pyramids, the Aztec Empire, the Renaissance, Copernicus, Galileo, Da Vinci and his Neutron Bomb, Nostradamus, Isaac Newton, Thomas Edison: all were endowed by the skillful manipulation of Earth's four-corner simultaneous days. In their own times, these geniuses were branded as heretics because the rest of society was EDUCATED STUPID by religion and the state. Finally, in 1947 the aliens returned to SPREAD THE TRUTH. But America's postwar military-industrial complex mistook them as COMMUNIST INTERLOPERS and blasted the aliens from the sky, then covered it all up.

That is the unvarnished truth, brother! The cover-up continues today. Ms. Jacobsen's book is just another layer of whitewash to confuse and misinform the people.

Facebook Is a Tool of the Surveillance State

THE UNITED STATES OF ADVERTISING has convinced consumer drones everywhere that the things they buy are important artifacts of self-expression. This week's newest porno-in-your-pocket vibrates-for-her-pleasure smartphone, the imported late-model wind-up hybrid diesel car they lease, and whatever flavorless low-calorie beer substitute or alcoholic sugar-bomb "malternative" they drink are all narcissistic declarations of one's own unique and precious worldview which by nature must be shared with everyone else as obnoxiously and often as possible. The people of this country are so obsessed with their own special self-image that they pass its taint on to their children even before birth - in the form of stupid white "designer" babby names like Kholtton, Kenadii, Arrsynne, and Jared. Entire generations of WASPy suburbanites will grow up unable to spell or pronounce each other's name. As adults their business cards will read like taxonomic nomenclature or some noxious chemical. Everyone is the star in the movie of life, and the entire internet is their audience.

Corporate plutocrats smell dollar signs wherever idiots amass in high concentrations, so they have naturally learned to exploit the people's narcissism and stupefying desire to relinquish their privacy. The glut of personal data and connections collected by social networking sites has become a freely traded commodity, sold to advertisers, spammers, and government agencies. Such neatly compiled and packaged info is like SPOOK CANDY - too tempting to BIG BROTHER who, when whipped into a frenzy by the mention of terrorism, cannot resist its plunder, resulting in warrantless wiretapping and other domestic surveillance programs. Detailed location-tracking data is being recorded by your status symbol iPhones, just waiting for the next hot app to surreptitiously upload it to the NSA through its "private partners." This all remains perfectly legal thanks to Obama and his undebated renewal of the USA PATRIOT ACT.

Facebook is the future's biggest purveyor of user's personal information, selling it to advertisers, spammers, and government surveillance agencies. People willingly supply everything Facebook wants to "stay connected," believing only their friends will see it, when in fact every banal status update, unwisely shared nude childhood bath-time photo, (KIDDIE PORN) and excessively intimate personal detail is being sold and logged at a server farm somewhere in the DC suburbs, waiting for some bleary low-level analyst to datamine any scent of subversion. The SPOOKS at Langley, Fort Meade, and Foggy Bottom are all up to their pubes in the excruciating personal minutia of daily American life that people see fit to divulge.

You're doing the SPOOKS a big favor by maintaining your social network; most of the detective work is already done for them. If it's discovered that you are Facebook friends with a client of an accountant who once did the taxes for the phlebotomist of a Denny's waitress who served a Moon Over My Hammy to the cousin of a grad student who studied under a professor who years ago taught an introductory phrenology course to the father of a blogger who ironically posted "ISREAL SUX DETH 2 AMERIKKKA" on a SPOOK-monitored website suspected of being a front for terrorist training activities, then it's only a matter of hours before you're scooped up by black helicopters and deposited without charge in a secret CIA prison torture chamber and waterboarded until you confess to your unusually intense second-grade infatuation with Clifford the Big Red Dog. (COMMUNIST ALLEGORY)

To recruit new hosts to suckle from, the Facebook parasite uses one of the most potent forms of social manipulation: peer pressure. Friends invite friends who join to because it's cool, or it's the only way to communicate with the Farmville shut-ins who used to be their parents. Hollywood has even been employed by the Facebook publicity machine to produce "The Social Network," a falsified creation myth that gussies up the whole crooked enterprise to look like an awkward ginger nerd-child's pathetic microphallic compensation. "But he's a billionaire," the conventional wisdom mewls, in between "pokes" and bouts of giddy idolatry, "so he must be the genius of our age!"

Facebook just announced it will be sending LOBBYISTS to integrate its services with foreign governments. Imagine a planet where citizens of every country must, by law or constitutional amendment, use Facebook for all communication, retail shopping, voting in rigged elections, tax payments, trip planning, snitching on neighbors, and solicitation of sexual gratification. You don't access the internet to get to Facebook, you access Facebook to get to the internet. (whatever little is left of it) What news you're allowed to read is whitewashed, redacted, and full of product placements. Facebook serves all of your television, movies, music, friends, opinions, and thoughts. It is the sole portal for every function of your life, and everything you do with it is monitored by the government. It is 1984's doubleplusgood ViewScreen come to pass. This is the future of earth, dear reader, so bear it in mind next time you "LIKE" this shallow, self-aggrandizing spy machine.

The End Times Are Upon Us

The seventh seal was opened, the angelic trumpets sounded, and the four horsemen rode across the plains of Armageddon. Today the foretold second coming of JESUS occurred in rural Pennsylvania where the ONLY SON OF GOD appeared and summoned all worthy followers to be RAPTURED up to Heaven. He chose one small Pennsylvania Dutch Amish family as the only people on earth worthy of entering the KINGDOM OF THE LORD. This means the rest of earth's population has been LEFT BEHIND to fight for hopeless survival before dying hollow meaningless deaths as civilization disintegrates into chaos and the planet self destructs.

I am hereby holding AUDITIONS for entry into my BLOOD CULT. Together we will pillage the ruined earth and slay its panicked inhabitants for our own sadistic pleasure, subduing the weak to use as slaves and catamites as we lay waste to the dying world. Auditions will take place tomorrow at 333 Mainline Hwy, Ringo Starr KY. Interested applicants must provide their own infant to sacrifice before me in tribute to the BLOOD OATH. Qualified candidates should possess the following skills:

• Affinity for the sight of your own blood
• Absolute loyalty to the warlord
• Disdain for the weak
• Utter lack of compassion and empathy
• Predisposition to violence
• An unholy craving for the taste of human flesh
• Contempt for all forms of life
• NO FAT CHICKS

In the event of rain, the auditions will be held in the Ringo Starr VFW Hall. Complimentary punch and pie will be served.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The RAPTURE has NOT in fact occurred as previously reported! The missing Amish family was out enjoying a buggy ride before they settled into the barn to build some handcrafted electric fireplaces. If you murdered a babby whilst in my presence earlier today, then I am obliged by law to report your heinous crime to the Kentucky State Police.

Farewell Macho Man

"OOH YEAH"

November 15, 1952 – May 20, 2011

Hulkipediatrics T-shirts For Sale

Impress your cat with PROOF of your outstanding judgement and commitment to TRUTH: Get your own LICENSED HULKIPEDIATRICIAN T-shirt!

Send $20.00 + $80.00 shipping and handling (CASH ONLY) to:

SMASH THE STATE Clothing
c/o Thierry Hoegaarden
333 Mainline Hwy Apt B
Ringo Starr, KY 69420

Specify size: XXXXL or XXXXXL

We do not accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, PayPal, (SHADOW GOVERNMENT MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME) personal check, or money order. Sorry, no CODs.

Please allow 12-14 months for delivery.

ALL PROCEEDS DIRECTLY SUPPORT MY CRYSTAL METH HABIT.

Childhood Vaccines Cause Long-Term Drug Addiction

Pharmaceutical companies, along with the American Medical Association and Food and Drug Administration, have been forcing prescription drug addiction on the people of the United States for over fifty years. Childhood vaccines contain powerful STEALTH NARCOTICS that lie dormant in the body for decades. When they activate, patients find themselves in a state of intense ADDICTION; manifest in symptoms like depression, insomnia, migraines, fibromyalgia, chronic heartburn, stomach and colon ulcers, high blood pressure, sexual dysfunction, restless leg syndrome, and various "allergies." Pharmaceutical companies are at the ready to sell them expensive prescription drugs to ease their "symptoms" (GET THEIR FIX) These pushers artificially inflate prices and the health care industry plays along to get their kickbacks. I know this because I am a licensed HULKIPEDIATRICIAN.

In the early 1980's a new "vaccine" went into heavy use that induces Attention Deficit Disorder at an early age, hooking kids on stimulants for the rest of their lives - and BIG PHARM is their only supplier, of course. The latest development: Childhood food allergies. It started with kids allergic to peanuts or gluten, but soon kids will be growing up allergic to ALL FOODS and will be completely dependent on BIG PHARM for lab-synthesized nutritional substitutes (industrially processed edible plastics - an inert fiber base mixed into a protein-rich carbohydrate curd/paste impregnated with vitamin and mineral supplements, tastes like CHICKEN NUGGETS) for their entire lives. These substitutes will also contain the same stealth narcotics to spawn further addiction.

Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is one of the only compounds known to break the cycle of addiction, that's why cannabis is so vilified in the United States. (LEGALIZE IT)

Clinical trials are performed on homeless bums and Latino migrant workers. (Listen to the BUMS - THEY KNOW THE REAL SCORE) When a potentially harmful side effect is discovered, BIG PHARM assembles legal teams (advertised on television) to sue for settlements. These settlements then usually go toward lump sum payment schemes drawn from BIG PHARM-controlled banks (also advertised on television). The whole cycle of addiction, injury, settlement, and "payoff" is advertised and perpetrated by BIG PHARM. The exploited addict claimants are so desperate for cash they always take the lump sum offer despite it being worth significantly less than the original structured settlements. The claimants then turn around and spend that cash on more prescription drugs, so BIG PHARM's risk of monetary loss is minimized or eliminated in most cases.

Posting from Kinko's because my firewall got compromised and the SPOOKS infiltrated my emachine. (DO NOT DOWNLOAD Elf Bowling III it is GOVERNMENT SPYWARE!)

Global Warming and Peak Oil

Weather patterns are becoming more erratic, polar ice is melting, and hippies are FREAKING OUT. The pointy-headed overly educated elitist eggheads (POINTY EGGS?) have convinced the media that GLOBAL WARMING is to blame. I don't buy it, brother! Like everything else the media broadcasts, global warming is an ADVERTISEMENT. It's a myth designed to capture the hippie dollar, (hippies are notoriously resistant to conventional mass-brainwashing methods) perpetuated by ivory-tower tenured scientists desperate for attention and grant money, (PUBLISH OR PERISH) and multinational industrialist plutocrats who have flooded the market with "green" products to capitalize on the craze.

Here at Hulkipedia, my own staff of experts (ME) have conducted rigorous scientific research on the theory of global warming. Everyone knows the earth is heated by the sun and volcanoes. I spent hours staring through binoculars at the sun, (IN THE NAME OF TRUTH) and it looked just fine. I couldn't see anything wrong with it. In fact, I couldn't see anything at all! (FOR DAYS) Thus, solar radiation cannot be considered a threat. As for volcanoes, there was that one in Iceland a while ago, but that was surrounded by ICE, so its heat was cancelled out. Like lighting a match in the freezer! For volcanoes to cause global warming, there would have to be a Mount St. Helens erupting every second everywhere on earth for 200 years. DO THE MATH. I did!

The TRUTH behind global warming is simple, MEAN GENE. It's a cover story for meteorological warfare. The National Weather Service (actually a division of the NSA - i.e. SPOOKS) is subtly influencing consumers by disseminating erroneous weather forecasts. If the weatherman on television says it's supposed to rain, people will stay home and watch more ADVERTISEMENTS. If he says it's supposed to be sunny, they will go out and SPEND MONEY. They always complain when he's wrong, but they keep believing his lies and doing exactly as he says.

The "contentious theory" is framed as a "debate" by politicians so they can remain blameless and become eunuch courtiers in the coming PEAK OIL oligarchy. Oil is running out, and whoever controls the dwindling supply will control the country. The politicians are just biding their time until the government of SCAMERICA becomes a wholly-owned subsidiary of the oil industry. Every gladhanding weasel enabler among them will kowtow to the new oil oligarchs (OILIGARCHS) and they will waste trillions of our tax dollars and wage more hopeless wars to maintain total control.

In fact, the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico last year was a DELIBERATE waste of oil to further reduce supply and speed the process along toward utter oil company domination. The OILIGARCHS don't care about the environment because the environment doesn't buy oil. Later this summer, gasoline is expected to cost $5.00 per gallon. As prices skyrocket, the rapacious oiligarchs will accumulate all the world's wealth; money will become useless. While the people squirm in their tightening grasp and self-neutered politicians pass cancerous legislation written by the oiligarchs themselves, the country will turn to debtor's prisons, enslavement, and organ harvesting to feed its oil addiction. It will pay any price, perform any deed to get its fix, just like the JUNKIE it is.

My advice to you, gentle reader: Start raising draft animals. We'll need them when we run out of gas.

Future War

War is not a creation of man, war is a creation of the COSMOS. Violence is not man's nature. VIOLENCE IS NATURE. The cosmos imbued the universe with every imaginable form of life and an overwhelmingly infinite array of ways to actively destroy it. Survival does not just happen. SURVIVAL IS WON THROUGH WAR. The cosmos set all these lifeforms in motion - constant war against each other. The LAWS OF PHYSICS are the laws of WAR. There are no foes or adversaries, THIS IS ANARCHY. Knowledge is not power, WAR IS POWER. Religion is a product of artifice; a contrivance concocted to cope with the unabated offenses of reality. Religion is far too feeble a notion to withstand consumption by the fundamental hostility of WAR.

The universe is not malevolent, it is INDIFFERENT. It cares not, with neither cruelty nor mercy, whether we live or die, in comfort or suffering. We impotent mortals childishly thrust our flaccid rage upon the cold contempt of the universe, and when we inevitably tire of its bleak eternal silence, we turn that rage on each other. In doing so we reflect and perpetuate the basic undeniable nature of the cosmos; the ceaseless brutality roiling beneath the surface of every atom contained within it: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES. Peace is not the absence of war, it is merely the internalization of war. War cannot be contained or suppressed; war is immutable. To be is to be at war. War simply is. "IS" IS WAR.

Every thought, every notion, every truth, every lie, every word on the page and every song in the air, every love, every hate, every grain of sand and every drop of water, every beam of light, every degree of heat, every locus of space and every moment in time, every atom, every force, all manner of matter and energy bound by interminable war with itself and one another. War exists even in a vacuum. WAR IS THE VACUUM. War is the void. It is chaos and it is order. War is knowledge, war is ignorance. It is wealth and it is poverty. War is health, war is disease, war is danger, war is security. It is righteous nobility and tainted corruption. There are no varying degrees of war. War knows no shades of gray. War is neither black nor white nor both nor neither. It is without color or shape or taste or smell, yet it lurks within all these things. War is absence, it is presence. It is the past, present, and future. War is the fifth dimension.

Royal Wedding Sows Seeds of New World Order

The Knights Templar has clandestinely manipulated the British Royal Family over the last several decades for the purpose of breeding a genetically superior overlord caste for their NEW WORLD ORDER, a one-world government designed to bring about the end times as prophesied in the Book of Revelations.

The history of the Knights Templar goes back centuries but these days it exists as a cadre of influential archbishops in the Church of England. They have been, unbeknownst to the Queen, (MAY GOD BLESS HER) scheming to create a NEW BRITISH EMPIRE whose forces will stand in righteous opposition in HOLY WAR against the heathen ARMIES OF THE BEAST (China, India, Pakistan, Arabs) on the PLAINS OF ARMAGEDDON.

1936 - King Edward VIII's abdication exposes inherent weakness creeping into the ROYAL BLOODLINES, Knights Templar decide the monarchy requires an infusion of superior genetics from outside the traditional nobility and formulate their plan to create a proper BRITISH EMPEROR

1939-1951 - WWII and the Cold War occupy the Knights as they conquer Fascism and battle against Communist Nihilism

1945 - Allies discover Nazi eugenics experiments during the invasion of Germany

1948 - Knights fulfill an important step in Revelations prophesy - the reestablishment of ISRAEL

1952 - Despite her position as head of the Church of England, Queen Elizabeth II is deliberately kept in the dark for the purposes of plausible deniability

1961 - Using captured Nazi genetic research, the Knights Templar successfully clone their first eugenic candidate for "NEW BLOOD" in the monarchy, Diana Spencer

1981 - Prince Charles and Diana Spencer wed

1982 - Second eugenic clone, Kate Middleton, with superior genetic traits is produced. Diana Spencer and Prince Charles produce Prince William

1996 - Prince Charles's infidelities threaten to undermine the operation, he and Diana Spencer divorce

1997 - As her fame and influence reaches untenable levels for the Knights, Diana Spencer is assassinated in Paris by Templar agents disguised as paparazzi before her true origins could be exposed

2011 - Prince William and Kate Middleton wed

20?? - Prince William and Kate Middleton's EUGENIC CLONE-CHILD ascends the throne of the NEW BRITISH EMPIRE

The Knights Templar know they will not go unchallenged in their quest for world domination. First they must crush the nascent HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE being developed by the POPE for the same purpose - a dominant Christian force on Earth to battle the forces of evil and provoke the second coming of JESUS. Although it harbors small, disparate factions also working toward this end, the government of the United States is not involved on either side, as it is run by Zionist Jews and Objectivist Freemason Capitalists, who all stand to profit a great deal from the conflict.

The AMERICAN PROFITEERS may be employed to fulfill lesser prophesies, such as the rebuilding of the CITY OF BABYLON. (It could be in LAS VEGAS or DUBAI - Babylon is not a PLACE, it is a SPIRIT) The Freemasons go back untold centuries, it is well-known that they built the PYRAMIDS and possibly STONEHENGE. In spite of all their power, the United States will no doubt fall sway to the influence of the victor of the secret CHRISTIAN HOLY WAR. Either they will return to being a BRITISH COLONY or become a latter-day PAPAL STATE - slaves to the CROWN or the CROSS.

You must be asking, gentle reader, "but what can I do to stop this madness?" NOTHING. We are but ants in an ant farm, and these great powerful shadow hands (SECRET SOCIETIES) are shaking the sand.

The Tunguska Blast Explained

The enormous mysterious blast in TUNGUSKA, Siberia in 1908 was the successful test of an experimental NEUTRON BOMB developed by Russian genius NIKOLA TESLA. The bomb was capable of destroying all living tissue across a radius of several hundred miles. (SCIENCE) The theory of the bomb came from LEONARDO DA VINCI who hid the plans in a tattoo on the Mona Lisa's left breast. (READ SOME BOOKS) Tesla discovered the theory and built a prototype which was quickly hushed into secrecy by the Tsar.

After the October Revolution in 1917, Lenin revived the neutron bomb project and through many years of Soviet technological progress it culminated in the launch of Sputnik in 1957. The United States recognized the gravity of a Soviet neutron bomb orbiting the earth, so they staged the MOON LANDING in 1969 to discourage the Soviets from landing there first and using neutron bombs to crash the moon into N. America. TRUTH CANNOT BE MANUFACTURED.

Bieber Fever is Mind Control

Justin Bieber's movie NEVER SAY NEVER IN 3-D is a stealth hypnosis form of mind control. The 3-D effects lull the audience member's subconscious into a catatonic state whereupon several "keyswitch" phrases (SPEND SPEND SPEND) are programmed as triggers for later action. Today's pre-teens are being hypnotized by BIG BUSINESS into mindless consumer spend-bots who will go into massive debt later in life by purchasing TRILLIONS of dollars of unnecessary CHINESE consumer electronics and plastic novelties.

The same technology is being used in Europe to program perpetrators of the NEW CULTURAL REVOLUTION who will obliterate the past and round up all unbeliebers for slavery and organ harvesting.

If this sounds familiar it was tried in the 70's by the NIXON Administration with DAVID CASSIDY and later with NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK but the 3-D technology had not advanced far enough to tap into the correct areas of the brain. READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive

Let me tell ya Mean Gene - Don't believe the latest web of deception being spread by the government! They haven't killed Osama Bin Laden! They won't release death photos because they don't have any! They claim to have dumped his body in the Arabian Sea, but there is no sea in Arabia! ARABIA IS A DESERT! Osama just checked in to a Sbarro on Foursquare last night! The US military crashed a helicopter in Pakistan and raided the compound of a kiddie porn mogul. Their intelligence was supplied by Gary Glitter who, when waterboarded, gave up the info that the mogul was in Abottabad. His Facebook status says "I'm hiding out in Pakistan trying to avoid spoilers for the new Pirates of the Caribbean so I am going dark now LOL" This is FACT brother!

JFK Was Assassinated by Catholic Spies

On November 22, 1963 JFK was shot in Dallas by a Vatican Ghost Recon sniper sent by the Pope because Kennedy refused to reestablish the Holy Roman Empire and fulfill the prophesy recorded in the Book of Revelations! Nostradamus predicted it to be so! What they don't put in the history books is that Lee Harvey Oswald's last words before being assassinated himself by Jack Ruby (another Catholic splinter cell operative!) were "I don't have a name. I am a ghost." The Secret Holy Order of Ghost Recon of the Children of the Lord are commanded by the Pope himself and have carried out hits against those who defy his wishes for hundreds of years. LEARN SOME HISTORY PEOPLE.

Obama's Birth Certificate is a Forgery

When Obama released his birth certificate, everyone in the US was hoodwinked! It lists his race as "African" which everyone knows could not have been in 1961! What we know as "Africa" now was called "Belgian Congo" back then. In 1961 his race would be listed as BELGIAN or BLACKANESE. It was only called "Africa" after Nelson Mandela was released from the Shawshank Redemption! THE TRUTH IS IN FRONT OF YOU, OPEN YOUR EYES!

The Moon Landing is BOGUS

The Moon Landing was FAKED brother! In 1969 NASA filmed three hobos in spaceman costumes in a basement soundstage at Area 51 and leaked the photos and video to the media. Look everyone with a brain knows the moon is in space, so there's no sky on the moon. That means it's always night. When it's always night, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. So if they took pictures they would need NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES, which as everyone knows makes everything look GREEN. NASA's phony pictures aren't green like they SHOULD BE if they weren't full of LIES!

The Haulacost

The Haulacost is an elaborate fairy tale told to frighten and confuse the public. If that many people died, Europe would still smell TERRIBLE. And does it? NO! (except FRANCE, mon dieu!) And everyone knows whoever smelt it (EVIDENCE) dealt it (CRIME) but whoever denied it (Haulacost) supplied it (TRUTH)! Now that is PERFECT LOGIC.

P.S. Hitler is still alive in S. America on life support powered by two burros and an old corn mill LOOK IT UP

911 Was an Inside Job

On 911 GWB was in on it! The glass from windows in the Pentagon was blown OUTSIDE of the building. If a plane hits your building the glass breaks to the INSIDE brother! I know this for a FACT because in an episode of THUNDER IN PARADISE the stunt boat crashed through a boathouse and all the glass blew to bits INSIDE! And that's as real as it gets! It's SCIENCE people. QUESTION AUTHORITY. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.