The riots erupting throughout the UK have been blamed on everything from the death of a young father at the hands of armed police to teenage boredom. Once again, the TRUTH is being obscured!
Worldwide Master of Corporate Media Rupert Murdoch sparked the unrest to distract the public from the phone hacking scandal discovered at his UK branch News International, which is falling to pieces amid scrutiny and pressure from the Guardian and the government.
Having to drop his bid for satellite television giant BSkyB, Murdoch lost his chance for a space-based mind-control system which would mentally enslave the entire population of the British Isles. Instead, he had to rely on the text-based subliminal messaging present in tabloid advertising placards placed outside newsagents everywhere in Britain's major cities.
Over the last few weeks, headlines in the remaining News International papers the Times, the Sun, and the Sunday Times contained subliminal trigger phrases, which agitated the young Britons to riot. The hypnotic instructions have been subtly placed in the subconscious of British youth for decades by the outdoor signage, which disperses the message wider than newspapers alone.
With the press and public overwhelmed by hypnotized youth rioting around the country, Murdoch can quietly go about bribing MPs and PMs and Scotland Yard to make this whole phone hacking investigation just go away. But he can't hide the TRUTH from Hulkipedia!
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